Too long.

You know you have issues when, upon receiving the Macy's Thanksgiving Sale circular in the mail, your first response is not, "Oh, look, shiny toys!" or "My god, it's true, I really do need a 60-inch HD flat panel TV for Christmas," but rather, "Dear lord those men modeling sweaters and ties and flat-front Dockers are hot. H-O-T-T. Hot."